There is some kind of irony in this world that the loneliest person in the world who enjoys their solitude gets picked for a job that represents loneliness and yet his main goal is to find others who are lonely and make them join him...
So... I enlisted my first Child of the Cold today. It wasn't so bad. Some little twerp who didn't like the fact that everyone at school ignored her. Basic stuff, no friends, always picked last for things, divorced parents, both too busy to ever give her much attention. Basic hollywood loner stuff... I showed up took her away to the Heart of Ice and we went like sledding and stuff and just generally had fun until she agreed to become my servant so we could be "friends forever" once she turned of course I quickly shunted her off somewhere and she's wandering around now... I don't think my servants can rebel, but perhaps I'll have to get over my desire for solitude at some point. I'm pretty sure telling people they won't be alone anymore then quickly leaving them alone somewhere in a vast empty city of cold unfeeling ice is morally wrong...
Speaking of are all my "victims" going to be children, cause I know I'm apparently like a ten year old kid or something and I'm not like doing anything to these kids... other than turning them into black eyed frozen monsters I mean, but the whole luring children to my lair with promises of friendship thing makes me feel a bit creepy...
The title I chose for this post, probably doesn't help...
Well anyway that's all for now... I suppose I should suck it up, go find that girl and I don't know play checkers with her or something...
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